The New Apex Predator of the Toy Aisle
There are toys that roar, stomp, and flash their way into a child’s imagination—and then there are toys that dominate it. The Jurassic World Rebirth Distortus Rex Action Figure, Rumble N’ Rampage 22-inch Walmart Exclusive, is unquestionably one of the latter. It’s big, it’s loud, it’s chaotic in the best possible way, and if you’ve got a dinosaur-obsessed kid in your household (or maybe you’re a collector with no shame in your prehistoric passion), this beast demands attention.
Unboxing: Size, Weight & First Impressions
The box alone is a statement piece: bold movie artwork, aggressive pose, and that unmistakable Jurassic World branding that has become iconic over the last decade. Slide the toy out and you quickly realize this isn’t some flimsy hollow plastic figure. The Distortus Rex is massive. With a 22-inch scale, its presence rivals some of the most popular Indominus and Indoraptor models the brand has released previously.
The sculpting is extremely well done—muscle tissue carved with detail, scale patterns unique to the Rebirth storyline, and a head design that feels both familiar to fans and new enough to be exciting. Kids will immediately gravitate to the size; collectors will appreciate the craftsmanship.
This doesn’t feel like a toy built to be forgotten under a couch in three weeks. It feels like a centerpiece.
Features: Is the Hype Real?
Walmart Exclusive or not, features make or break a figure at this scale. Fortunately, Mattel didn't phone this one in.
Two Attack Modes:
Rumble Attack
Pressing the back plate triggers a low-frequency vibration that moves through the toy’s torso. It’s meant to simulate movement, breathing, tension—and honestly, it delivers. Kids can feel it rumble in their hands, which adds immersion far beyond simple sound effects.
Rampage Chomp
The jaw mechanics are surprisingly fluid. When activated, the Distortus Rex lunges forward with a bite motion that’s satisfyingly aggressive. Not clunky, not stiff—smooth and fast. Paired with the roars, it feels alive.
The sound profile is excellent: deep growls, layered snarls, stomping vibrations, and a finale roar that actually hits a cinematic quality tone. Volume is loud enough to command attention without feeling painfully sharp—though parents, be prepared for repeat playback. Many, many repeats.
For imaginative dinosaur battles, this figure is built to win.
Durability & Playability
A toy this big isn’t meant to be treated delicately, and it shows. The build quality is rugged. The joints are strong enough to survive drops, tail swings, furniture collisions, and the inevitable “dinosaur vs. dog” household showdown.
Leg articulation is stable, and the balance is surprisingly good—even posed mid-stride, it stands without support. The tail and neck articulation give kids range to create dynamic posture changes, which boosts creativity during play.
Collectors should note that the finish is matte rather than glossy, giving it a movie-realistic texture instead of looking plastic or toy-like. For display, this is a huge win.
Movie Alignment: Does Distortus Rex Feel Authentic to Jurassic World Rebirth?
This is where things get interesting.
Jurassic World: Rebirth introduced us to a darker, spliced evolutionary angle on dinosaur design—leaner silhouettes, increased predator intelligence, amplified survival mutations. The Distortus Rex carries that lineage forward beautifully. The figure reflects both genetics and aggression, with exaggerated jaw structure and muscle mass reminiscent of Indominus Rex but with more primal, animalistic motion. It doesn’t feel like a cartoony tie-in; it feels like a creature that belongs in the universe.
In terms of thematic alignment, the toy nails it. The color palette—a mix of deep earth shades with streaks of volcanic red—mirrors the movie’s tone of nature reclaiming dominion. Whether kids saw the film or not, this creature communicates exactly what Jurassic World storytelling is built on: wonder and danger in equal measure.
If your child walked out of the movie wide-eyed and roaring all the way to the parking lot (we’ve all been there), this toy brings that excitement right back home.
Kid Appeal: Will They Love It? Absolutely.
Let’s be honest—kids are going to lose their minds.
This figure is designed for power fantasy play. The rumble feature makes it feel alive. The chomp action invites roleplay. The size alone makes it king of the toy box. Whether your child is staging battles against other dinosaurs, cars, dragons, stuffed animals, or unsuspecting household objects, Distortus Rex will dominate.
As a parent reviewing realistically: expect noise, dramatic behavior reenactments, toy destruction casualties among smaller figures, and the occasional jump scare when someone presses the roar button at 7 a.m.
Is it worth it? Every. Single. Time.
Collector Appeal: Should Adults Consider It Too?
If you collect Jurassic World figures, you already know the answer.
The sculpt work and sound engineering make this a standout among large-format dinosaur releases. Displayed on a shelf or behind glass with other apex predators, it looks fierce, cinematic, and commanding. The exclusivity adds value, and long-term this could age like the original Indominus runs—which today are hot among resellers.
If you’re on the fence, don’t wait too long. Walmart exclusives tend to disappear fast, and regret is a painful fossil to live with.
Final Verdict: The New King of the Toy Food Chain
The Jurassic World Rebirth Distortus Rex is one of the best Jurassic World toys released in recent years—bold, fierce, immersive, durable, and thoughtfully designed. For kids, it’s a powerhouse of fun. For collectors, it’s display gold. For parents, it’s a guaranteed conversation piece (and alarm clock). Does it align with the movie? Yes—beautifully. It embodies everything the franchise stands for: awe, evolution, and chaos.
If there is one thing to understand before purchasing, it’s this…
Once the Distortus Rex enters your home, he owns it.
And honestly? I’m okay with that.
